Friday, August 22, 2014

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

didyouknowwaltdisney:

Did you know? That during the course of recording all of Robin Williams lines for Aladdin they had about 16 HOURS of unused Improvised material?! Among the cut material were several impersonations such as John Wayne, George Bush, and Dr. Ruth Westheimer. 

Thursday, August 21, 2014

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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glowcloud:

free him

white-people-be-like:

What made you think that finding the biggest black guy was a good idea.

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

weteevee:

strangecharmer:

weteevee:

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

(Source: flygoing)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

w is not a vowel every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

(Source: bleu)

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

hoebutmadefashion:

hoebutmadefashion:

my school was full off hot ass people tbh

i was homeschooled

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thecutestofthecute:

Mud + Pup = True happiness.